so the other day I was checking my email and saw 2 very strange emails. both had the title "let's talk about sex!". one was from "ur friends" and the other "ur enemies". they are both different except that they start out with "just playin'" and mention my blog's URL on the second line. they consist of a series of questions and statements that range from mildly disturbing to "lol wut?" and both were sent from the same IP using the contact form on this blog. so, because I am bored and think it'd be funny I will now answer them all. prepare yourselves.
from: ur friends
let's talk about your writing on freakachu.org/blog.
ok, let's talk about it. why not?
i rove you.
thanks stereotypically asian typing person?
make me kitties.
let's make toast.
yeah, I'd rather we didn't. you seem REALLY creepy, just sayin.
i'm hungry like for more writing. i want subway too. let's talk about poop. jersey turds. love you, bye
wow, umm, no. I don't know what you thought I was into, but it's not poop. or jersey. yikes. also, wtf? I mean seriously.
the next email is a bit NSFW and somewhat disturbing. as such, I am placing it after the jump here.